2014/01/29

The Crosstrekker’s Creed:

This is my Crosstrek. There are many like it, but this one is
mine.
My Crosstrek is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as
I must master my life.
My Crosstrek, without me, is useless. Without my Crosstrek, I am
useless. I must Drive my Crosstrek true. I must drive faster than my enemy
who is trying to beat me. I must beat him before he crosses the finish line. I will...
My Crosstrek and I know that what counts in this war is not the miles we drive, the noise of our exhaust, nor the tire smoke we make. We know
that it is the miles that count. We will go...
My Crosstrek is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I
will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its
parts, its accessories, its shifts and its handling. I will keep my Crosstrek
clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each
other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Crosstrek and I are the racers
of my country. We are the masters of our 
Competition .  We are the saviors of my life.


So be it, until victory is mine and there are no competitors.

We used to do stuff like this in Boot Camp... just bringing back some memories.